<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863</id><updated>2011-04-22T01:47:19.350+02:00</updated><category term='one minute thoughts'/><category term='one minute poems'/><category term='one minute stories'/><title type='text'>Laugh Calvin (beta)</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>19</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-8009540055639550288</id><published>2009-05-03T20:34:00.000+02:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T20:35:02.201+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute thoughts'/><title type='text'>The Necklace pt.2</title><content type='html'>I'm looking at that photograph of yours, the one that contains&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a) half of your face, a distasteful position, like when one looks at a painting out in the flee market stall, obscenely kitsch, but one goes "ew" still&lt;br /&gt;b) fingers of your left hand spread unevenly, one finger rubbing your eyebag in a circular motion that is not captured&lt;br /&gt;c) and your ugly x-mas necklace, imperfectly round-shaped, an imitation of the lipid tissue stuck under the dermis of your belly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i throw some push-ups on a rigged carpet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;all in all i conclude.&lt;br /&gt;i wanna tongue the roof of your mouth. i wanna pierce your benign anima with a straw and suck the leftovers aloud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will carry my shampoo back and forth to your shower because I don't want you to use it for masturbatory purposes when I'm not around.&lt;br /&gt;And then I will come back to your house, sit at your desk and touch the mouse of your desktop computer; realize it's vaseline sticky. Gotcha, I will say.&lt;br /&gt;I will just start documenting the life of my little brother so I can put out a documentary about fathers' lives from childhood to death.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's hard to understand why a girl would like a titjob.&lt;br /&gt;I often find myself on the couch imagining myself talking to the mirror.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are things you can't find by searching.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-8009540055639550288?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/8009540055639550288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/8009540055639550288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2009/05/necklace-pt2.html' title='The Necklace pt.2'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-753957187400418606</id><published>2008-12-29T15:38:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-12-29T15:39:03.174+01:00</updated><title type='text'>tundra</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;and your next is a tundra&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;and there are wolves wandering&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;the frozen ground&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;and they see me as you speak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;so I try to run&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;so I ran, say, to myself mostly&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;through the blood on their&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;fur around the tar-like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;black lips, long and slimy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;and this I say to you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;so this I tried to do&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;I ran&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;  I&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;  ran&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;         away.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-753957187400418606?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/753957187400418606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/753957187400418606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/12/tundra.html' title='tundra'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-2987504093052151041</id><published>2008-11-04T00:21:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-11-04T07:30:20.761+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>Winter</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;sometimes ice doesn't melt, i&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;spit a warm breath and let it&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;run in the park, between &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;slides, my zeal&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;likes orange juice, cigarettes and&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;big cities&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;he runs across the dead leaves, it's&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;still bright, even from here &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i can hear coffee;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;holding a sandbag on my chest with&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;my elbow beneath a sense of time until, i&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;spot you standing beside a tree&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;holding and stroking a&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;tabby with your left arm and wrist and hand,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;smoking&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;menthol cigarette ends, your&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;shirt is unbuttoned&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and i can watch your spirit&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;sticking out like&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;related bones,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;out of a tiny eye&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;i walk closer and touch&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a certain place between your breasts and&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;above your dots,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;blue buttons undo in echo &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and pop one&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;by one&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;by one&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;then you smile, a &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;piece of your face dissolves&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;on the husk of the oak tree behind,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it almost clouds the haunted soil of a forest&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;helping it remain&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;together, this golden hair&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it melts, leaving a glossy trace&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;on the white walls &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;of your private carpark.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;during the day, i &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;take a drag of breath for &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;a walk in the city, i show him&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;around, winter is already&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;here for a week, it asked me&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;your name, so i reinvented these things and &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;said&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;in a couple of years' time&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;for a grey, wounded sunday afternoon&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she will make cups of tea&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she will think of the last place she had&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;seen me &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;taping a banana skin&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;patiently together;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;'cause i was faking a &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;vertical fruit.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-2987504093052151041?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2987504093052151041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2987504093052151041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/11/winter.html' title='Winter'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-5820649947201953282</id><published>2008-10-28T00:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T00:57:20.841+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>untitled</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;what's the difference between one and two&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;"well the first one is only you"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and i damn well know what she &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;means, talking in ghoulish ways&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;it's that grey face again&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;and a pack of ice&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;on her ankle, followed her home&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;she's sore from dancing long&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;well i'm messing my&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;hair, a cigarette holder in my &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;left hand, i'm not feeling&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;too great, eh.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-5820649947201953282?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5820649947201953282'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5820649947201953282'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/10/untitled.html' title='untitled'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-6687973585964365790</id><published>2008-09-18T09:15:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2008-09-18T09:15:57.890+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>what do clever people know</title><content type='html'>'tis great he jumps and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i don't use modern anymore says he&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i unscrewed the plugs and plugged a canary's beak in screwholes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i look surprised, do&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yeah yeah and i lit candles next to my bed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;why my arm, that's&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and the woman i love is burnt and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;of no use anymore, says&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i see his lips are stuck..burnt, stuck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;together, now i say 'tis a clever people's question&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i'm not good at first five impressions,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there are many things i can't do and make, alas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that's another bottle's problem; now listen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i can't hear&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;him, for his mouth is not a mouth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but it's burnt at the same time, so what happened before..next?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;before sure,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so these answers seldom have one question&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and it means as little as many as you ask&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;really do then go ahead, but if you&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so if my mouth has burnt, and i'm talking too much&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'tis great listen, if i'm talking too much&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;of all the memories in meat mincers,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;of bottled tear in liqour store lower shelves (rarely purchased)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;better, or even&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so if my eyelids have fallen sick, a finger hole in between my lips&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and my nostrils merged&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and with all the breath i have to take in and give out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'tis great listen, if i'm better than happy as a word itself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for my looks are a cemetary&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but i sing at the same time, so what do you know on what happened&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;before, what will happen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;next, 'tis great he faints&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i put sun lotion on his mouth&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;as i call the cops.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-6687973585964365790?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/6687973585964365790'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/6687973585964365790'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/09/what-do-clever-people-know.html' title='what do clever people know'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-2311753013776048251</id><published>2008-09-18T09:15:00.001+02:00</published><updated>2008-09-18T09:15:23.797+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>adventure</title><content type='html'>there are many things i'd like to say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when i miss Eleanor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and there is even more to speak&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when you're absent&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i adventure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so i'll jealousy with a smiling cow on&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or chimpanzees cracking walnuts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on stones, with stones&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;there are even more things to talk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when i farmlands&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;if you know&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;how many i women&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;only then i laughter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;or i could satellite&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when i cents, alas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;talking is all about&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;making meaningful sounds&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and i don't mean well honey&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so it's the only thing i'll motion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'll silence&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with eyes wide open&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-2311753013776048251?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2311753013776048251'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2311753013776048251'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/09/adventure.html' title='adventure'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-7027457510752533545</id><published>2008-09-12T12:38:00.004+02:00</published><updated>2008-09-12T12:39:50.299+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>of someone</title><content type='html'>sometimes i'm filled with a desire to kiss the soft necks of people i donot know or know&lt;br /&gt;a little, in public, passionately&lt;br /&gt;you too, and i'm where you've been twice&lt;br /&gt;and i see your ghost around&lt;br /&gt;tying all the loose ends&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-7027457510752533545?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/7027457510752533545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/7027457510752533545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/09/of-someone.html' title='of someone'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-2018808249684061377</id><published>2008-06-18T12:06:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-18T12:08:44.319+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>hhhhh</title><content type='html'>fingers tweeze professionally in aluminium&lt;br /&gt;and grab a stick of life ) ) ) )&lt;br /&gt;( ( ( ( ggloowiing ) ) ) )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;screen shine summer on veins&lt;br /&gt;break squeeze and tear it apart&lt;br /&gt;…&lt;br /&gt;you wearing green, in -i have this dream&lt;br /&gt;and lighting a cigarettebud, bigtits heroine&lt;br /&gt;you turns on the radio, i start-bite-clothes&lt;br /&gt;the side-my own hand, kissing the correct dots&lt;br /&gt;pinkies and toes and black hair that blooms&lt;br /&gt;empty bedhead, numeric afternoons (too cats with dark glooms)&lt;br /&gt;that sound a perfume machine does&lt;br /&gt;like a watermelon latenight surprise&lt;br /&gt;hhhhh&lt;br /&gt;…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;yellow tanktop, sunny streets&lt;br /&gt;round nipples cascade retreat&lt;br /&gt;earthquake crack, golden tambourine&lt;br /&gt;snowflake cake, wounds recovering&lt;br /&gt;…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;jackpot jealousy, dancer dispenser&lt;br /&gt;i love your sounds that go very far&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;but it’s like i have this cancer&lt;br /&gt;break squeeze and tear it apart&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-2018808249684061377?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2018808249684061377'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2018808249684061377'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/06/hhhhh.html' title='hhhhh'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-5936574873444699547</id><published>2008-06-11T12:20:00.006+02:00</published><updated>2008-06-13T14:45:00.213+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>the disappearing of the walls</title><content type='html'>who we would about to like talk&lt;br /&gt;on this spectacular lady-chatterley afternoon&lt;br /&gt;surrounded by gardens of tea,&lt;br /&gt;and an unstable fullestmoon,&lt;br /&gt;you gives me a century old wink&lt;br /&gt;when i’d like to call you something&lt;br /&gt;best&lt;span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)"&gt;______&lt;/span&gt;, a dear of mine, my dear &lt;span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)"&gt;__________&lt;/span&gt;oh ma-mine.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;hey ye!&lt;br /&gt;we’ll suffocate as we dine,&lt;br /&gt;and then will ye kiss mee &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*where do these porcelains head after we have too much*&lt;br /&gt;*to chuckle until we die*, but to snort coffee revive*&lt;br /&gt;*do they start to dance, spin madly go merry&lt;br /&gt;is it the neverending sadness of not being&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)"&gt;_____________&lt;/span&gt;what you think it’d be?* &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;soo telllmee,&lt;span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)"&gt;___&lt;/span&gt;is it&lt;br /&gt;a cardbox with a windowpane on the head&lt;br /&gt;is it a kid turning around and around&lt;br /&gt;choking on the sheets of momma’s bed?&lt;br /&gt;was it a bright early sunday morning&lt;br /&gt;is that when your dad left? hey,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;take a breath boy&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;?xml:namespace prefix = o /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;so tell,&lt;span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)"&gt;__________&lt;/span&gt;who’d we like to talk about&lt;br /&gt;on this mid-desert driveinn night&lt;br /&gt;a milkshake with a cherry on top&lt;br /&gt;i’d like to have &lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;_______&lt;/span&gt;i like i might&lt;br /&gt;next gasstation is kilometermiles up up&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;and away. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;tonight,&lt;br /&gt;where do redheads sleep;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;where do their hands creep &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is it the curiosity;&lt;span style="COLOR: rgb(255,255,255)"&gt;_______&lt;/span&gt; the known-before&lt;br /&gt;but not to you&lt;br /&gt;or is it not being good at nothing else too? &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;is it &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"  style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;a life with wind across your hair—and sand in it&lt;br /&gt;or a wasted one for sure, but more vivid?&lt;br /&gt;and could you leave still,&lt;br /&gt;do you want to take my hug&lt;br /&gt;keep it as a song in your head if you can’t find&lt;br /&gt;anyone to go with&lt;br /&gt;put a spark in your palms, build fires out of me&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-FAMILY: verdana"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" face="verdana"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;keep it lit boy&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="FONT-FAMILY: verdana"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal" face="verdana"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;so babe, who’d we like to talk about&lt;br /&gt;champagne bubbles rise along&lt;br /&gt;in this bathtub very far&lt;br /&gt;i be’s sitting beside your tongue&lt;br /&gt;take my good and dislocate&lt;br /&gt;take it off and bring it home&lt;br /&gt;you know that it’s never late&lt;br /&gt;when the rest just carry on&lt;br /&gt;please bite the cold out&lt;br /&gt;out when our nature calls&lt;br /&gt;when the time ticks viciously,&lt;br /&gt;the disappearing of the walls&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;tell me who’d you like to talk&lt;br /&gt;'bout a life that you would hurl&lt;br /&gt;and tell me what’d you talk about&lt;br /&gt;when you &lt;strong&gt;talk about me girl&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-5936574873444699547?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5936574873444699547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5936574873444699547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/06/disappearing-of-walls.html' title='the disappearing of the walls'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-5882362908937367892</id><published>2008-05-26T13:43:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2008-05-26T14:10:11.147+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>lucky you</title><content type='html'>what do you do&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;________&lt;/span&gt;(and)&lt;br /&gt;how do you do it&lt;br /&gt;and where are you, no &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_______&lt;/span&gt;really&lt;br /&gt;my tummy has &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;________&lt;/span&gt;    gone sour after you&lt;br /&gt;i told it not to go and follow you&lt;br /&gt;whoever really listened to me ever  &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_______&lt;/span&gt;       that it’d&lt;br /&gt;listenthanhear, processthanobey, think. and then highfive&lt;br /&gt;everythings-a-chillin’ …like lucky you   &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;______&lt;/span&gt; and the maylife&lt;br /&gt;the summerlife, the flies in rooms and rooms in houses&lt;br /&gt;in, in, (no, with) stairs at the entrance, red coats on the&lt;br /&gt;hanger, milk in the fridge and cats in the storage;&lt;br /&gt;mud in the bathtub*,   &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_______&lt;/span&gt;     *around it&lt;br /&gt;lotions in the mirror, and oh… oh shit&lt;br /&gt;what had made me forget?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and who’d listen to that, no really.&lt;br /&gt;what are you doing?&lt;br /&gt;how do you scratch? , how many fingers do you own&lt;br /&gt;on your own?&lt;br /&gt;and how many others are stolen from lingering touches,  &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;____&lt;/span&gt;   …do you just grab&lt;br /&gt;and run without farewells,&lt;br /&gt;or are you bold enough to come back and make amends&lt;br /&gt;do you –perhaps- say nothing, heave a lungful&lt;br /&gt;and let me see a bubble escape in cold weathers:&lt;br /&gt;your soul&lt;br /&gt;ah or or, maybe you say goodbye, but just not in my&lt;br /&gt;reality, my dictionary&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;______________&lt;/span&gt;…a fix in my eye   &lt;br /&gt;that watch kids on wheels, my ear on lucky you. lucky you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my mouth twisting to smile at the funny names of the people I meet on the street&lt;br /&gt;my fingers breaking when i send messages that i have to more than once repeat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and how&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_______&lt;/span&gt;how do you fit in this moment exactly? how long do you plan to stay? d’you&lt;br /&gt;wish to smoke a cigarette, or have a sip of water,&lt;br /&gt;or take the next bus with me&lt;br /&gt;and see that shade of blue (yes, that), in the early morning between A and B&lt;br /&gt;there: the place I thought I wasn’t born in,&lt;br /&gt;where everyone’s happy and noone’s ever mourning&lt;br /&gt;i don’t hate you, the streets covered with smashed white berries&lt;br /&gt;and the way you mash your head with slipping on other cherries&lt;br /&gt;and lies that we’ve&lt;br /&gt;told thinking we’re so smart,&lt;br /&gt;like i’ve hit the bullseye innumerable times with a dart&lt;br /&gt;haven’t we, my friends with more eyes and I with the shades,&lt;br /&gt;the constant wish to chase an ice and strawberry milkshakes&lt;br /&gt;childhood, very small, so happy,&lt;br /&gt;I’ve finally found a way to look at you and not get caught.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Water burns my throat today&lt;br /&gt;but it’s truly just like any other day&lt;br /&gt;I in the interviews, says, yes&lt;br /&gt;it was the first time I turned my back&lt;br /&gt;to anything really,&lt;br /&gt;no really.&lt;br /&gt;Abstractism, run over this fucking reality!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and why exactly am i seeing chocolate&lt;br /&gt;in your dreams,&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;___________&lt;/span&gt;is it warm enough&lt;br /&gt;do i sweat a bit more than fiction, more than a wet surfer,&lt;br /&gt;do tattoos swell,&lt;br /&gt;are they a bit more than you’ve always sought?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and I had it for that one naked second&lt;br /&gt;tell me you’ve seen what just happened&lt;br /&gt;or was it alonely me&lt;br /&gt;staring out of the window&lt;br /&gt;to white balls of blue snow&lt;br /&gt;wishing school was cancelled&lt;br /&gt;just to see one more nipple&lt;br /&gt;no really.&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_________&lt;/span&gt;i do that&lt;br /&gt;that is what i do when i do it,&lt;br /&gt;and i do it the most.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-5882362908937367892?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5882362908937367892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5882362908937367892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/05/lucky-you.html' title='lucky you'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-8009168451217639263</id><published>2008-04-15T11:27:00.003+02:00</published><updated>2008-04-15T11:36:45.136+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>orange medicine</title><content type='html'>Pulse,                            &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;------------------&lt;/span&gt;pulse&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;------------&lt;/span&gt;Pulse &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;-------------&lt;/span&gt;                            pulse&lt;br /&gt;Pulse, a vein on my headright goes&lt;br /&gt;Up &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;____&lt;/span&gt;Up&lt;br /&gt;and downdown&lt;br /&gt;a bone, says hi,&lt;br /&gt;it’s dry, what’d you come for&lt;br /&gt;sticking out of my rightwrist&lt;br /&gt;it’s a humorous twist, my hand&lt;br /&gt;wrapped hot with a headband&lt;br /&gt;Nonono sir,&lt;br /&gt;i took no medicine with oranges.&lt;br /&gt;so what’d you come for&lt;br /&gt;this pulse is a whore, it’s a&lt;br /&gt;Pulse,                                      &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_____________&lt;/span&gt;pulsepulse&lt;br /&gt;shakes the vein on my righthead&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;is it a rule; did you made this up, god, huh&lt;br /&gt;why can’t I call anyone at double-oh thirrrtyfoour&lt;br /&gt;Alas, this pulse is a whore;         &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;____&lt;/span&gt;it’s a&lt;br /&gt;phoney role&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_____     &lt;/span&gt;of an agnostic god&lt;br /&gt;Crash,                                     &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;______________&lt;/span&gt;crashboom&lt;br /&gt;Crash,                         &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;___________&lt;/span&gt;a god on my headlight goes,&lt;br /&gt;djinns run laughing upup and dodown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i’ll kill someoneday if you let me&lt;br /&gt;i’ll push him on his peak, way up on carpetcoveredredstairs that go&lt;br /&gt;down on choice and up on must&lt;br /&gt;i’m a form polygons of your limbs, fucker&lt;br /&gt;crack,                                      &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_________________&lt;/span&gt;crackboom&lt;br /&gt;crack,                           &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;___________&lt;/span&gt;a skull turns to dust&lt;br /&gt;i’m a form murders of your laughter,&lt;br /&gt;you son of a bitch, i’ll murmur&lt;br /&gt;veins on my headright will jump&lt;br /&gt;UP    &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;___&lt;/span&gt;UP&lt;br /&gt;AND downdowndown.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;M T everest or&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;______       &lt;/span&gt;S T georges&lt;br /&gt;bothills on different continents,&lt;br /&gt;every hill doesnot force me to make a choice&lt;br /&gt;I’d prefer wherever is the most moist&lt;br /&gt;and has coffees in cafés&lt;br /&gt;i’m a run playing guitar on the streets&lt;br /&gt;singing the pop tunes i think i like (but not quite sure i do)&lt;br /&gt;sing of metal bars on public transport (especially the ones you hang on to)&lt;br /&gt;and sun resting on your curves, (like breasts)&lt;br /&gt;or the button of your belly, it tickles where my ribs collide&lt;br /&gt;--- with an index finger, shaking back and forth)))&lt;br /&gt;tick,        &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_________&lt;/span&gt;ticktickboom&lt;br /&gt;giggle,            &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_____________&lt;/span&gt;my heart turns to dust&lt;br /&gt;i’ll die now, look away if you must&lt;br /&gt;because i tried to swallow my throat,&lt;br /&gt;and i failed and I threw up a whole apple&lt;br /&gt;eat the forbidden fruit it won’t go downdowndown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so i thought i wanted to cry, and you saw it in my eyes&lt;br /&gt;did not you misunderstand, i again changed my mind&lt;br /&gt;life’s a short-story i’ve read in an inappropriate anthology, thus I&lt;br /&gt;cannot wait to sleep&lt;br /&gt;my dreams they scare but I don’t&lt;br /&gt;yell,         &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;________&lt;/span&gt;yellscream, scream&lt;br /&gt;aah,            &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_____________&lt;/span&gt;the cold sweat shed&lt;br /&gt;it’s a success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i love a girl, i love every girl is a pearl&lt;br /&gt;and the fire in my eye, it ain’t the truth&lt;br /&gt;i might lie the mighty lie but i never said&lt;br /&gt;we’re together in this cruise&lt;br /&gt;day’ll come when you’ll close aneye&lt;br /&gt;and stare at me for some time&lt;br /&gt;me            &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;________________&lt;/span&gt;2D&lt;br /&gt;will not entice, your heart won’t&lt;br /&gt;pulse            &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;_____________&lt;/span&gt;pulsepulse,&lt;br /&gt;pulse,         &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;________&lt;/span&gt;pulse&lt;br /&gt;upupupup and&lt;br /&gt;down&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;complete irrelevance achieved under a minute&lt;br /&gt;it’s a success.&lt;br /&gt;ah, the cold sweat shed,&lt;br /&gt;dripdroptickboom&lt;br /&gt;to hell i took those pillss with orangess&lt;br /&gt;it killss and i retain no courage&lt;br /&gt;my name iss unknown and i very like chaoss&lt;br /&gt;click         &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;__________&lt;/span&gt;clickclick&lt;br /&gt;crash jump follow fall break&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;poems look better&lt;br /&gt;like perfume, on paper&lt;br /&gt;anyway.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-8009168451217639263?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/8009168451217639263'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/8009168451217639263'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/04/orange-medicine.html' title='orange medicine'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-5307095925345242182</id><published>2008-03-31T12:36:00.002+02:00</published><updated>2008-03-31T12:39:59.139+02:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute thoughts'/><title type='text'>I</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I’m not sorry for seeking catastrophes to kick start a whirling disgust in my stomach that climbs up and meets the internal tears just to make that sound of a hot pan under cold rushing tap water with unbelievable amounts of chloride which would wash the entire misbehaving bacteria off the world in a heart beat that madly reminds me of premature babies falling off from skies and hitting the ground, lifting up a cloud of dust to indicate they’ve made exactly the same noise of a useless blood pumping organ placed inside us by some god that seems to teach nothing to any mammal race and in all probability laughs aloud from up above where babies fall to achieve cartoon effects on a barren, deserted continent of this planet and even soil longs to reach the sun, eroding day after day without giving notice like a snake hanging down from a coconut tree or a backstabbing friend misleading your sight to a stage entertainment, some kind of a children’s play with clowns and jugglers whom I used to adore when I was a kid at the age of five, running after bugs to burn them under the looking glass and the same sun that drops babies off the clouds shading the peaches on trees and poker playing grandmothers under a first floor’s balcony that belonged to someone who breathed the same combination of elements as us once, several years ago, even when crisps with chicken flavour existed and football was on TV as well as decade specials of an afternoon to remind you of all the worst feelings that took over earth since homo sapiens invented the alphabet but called it something else.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A girl with blushed cheeks run fearlessly towards me but I punch her in the mouth as I laugh and grab her by the hair to drag her around the neighbourhood before I bring her back to my place and first break her heart, then her hip to make a nice breakfast for two.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why am I not surprised to see you flee so quickly when you sense trouble?&lt;br /&gt;Cunt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-5307095925345242182?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5307095925345242182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5307095925345242182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/i.html' title='I'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-4951402355616838048</id><published>2008-03-19T13:10:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-19T13:11:17.866+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>Films</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;s I’ve told you she’d never return&lt;br /&gt;Your death, it seemed over certain&lt;br /&gt;I’ve left you lying by the glass, and&lt;br /&gt;You’d never have drawn the curtain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In your mind, funerals arrived at films alone&lt;br /&gt;And tragedies they were light-years away&lt;br /&gt;Please tell me what marred your kindliness&lt;br /&gt;And start at once your big decay&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You’ve won the battle; the war is mine&lt;br /&gt;Backstabbing, I’ve not yet outgrown&lt;br /&gt;But would you still be the foolish kid&lt;br /&gt;To think mothers died in films alone.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-4951402355616838048?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/4951402355616838048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/4951402355616838048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/films.html' title='Films'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-2256514032261033181</id><published>2008-03-17T18:20:00.005+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-17T18:24:19.019+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute poems'/><title type='text'>Dream #2</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;O&lt;/span&gt;n the stairs, before the rain she asked&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Would you prefer Troy to Helen?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;She knew the answer beforehand, and she rode a watermelon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;How far could she go skating, reporters ran behind her&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I’ve gone deaf on heartbreak &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Before I hastily turned on my eyes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I’ve woken up with the scorching sun&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;And realized its long dead and gone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I closed’em back to have it undone&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;And time passed, and have I cried some&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I blurred the walls in a colour soup&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;But, how I wish I could be so good&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Particularly in this afternoon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Baby, with what you call &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"&gt;                                   Creepy secret text is here&lt;/span&gt;to dye goodbyes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-2256514032261033181?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2256514032261033181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/2256514032261033181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/dream-2.html' title='Dream #2'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-5344521630944321312</id><published>2008-03-16T15:00:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-16T15:03:27.372+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute stories'/><title type='text'>mystery of the left hands</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:verdana;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" &gt;A&lt;/span&gt; vivid spring day I grabbed my cardigan and stepped out of my small room to enjoy a long walk outside. I entered the nearby park at its &lt;st1:state st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;North West&lt;/st1:place&gt;&lt;/st1:state&gt; entrance and made my way slowly to the exit that lead to the crowded bazaar with its loud merchants, and the boulevard surrounded by flamboyant cafés.&lt;br /&gt;A vague film of plans that played in my brain’s projector starred a cup of latte, but was interrupted by a small paper-boy; say, nine or maybe ten years old at the most. He asked if I’d like to buy the paper he’d written -and photocopied at the office where his mom worked. Usually I’d make up an excuse and walk away, as I did the other day: A hobo, who was missing a hand, came up to me speaking in a language that I do not understand or care to do in the least, and asked for some change. Although it was crystal clear what he begged for, I told him that I do not speak his language and started looking the other way. Then, instinctively yet still carefully, he had chosen the following words in the language I’ve spoken since the day I’ve learned how to: “Would you like to give me something so I can sleep and eat?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:verdana;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;Anyway, I gave some coins to the boy and walked away with the hand-written paper rolled in my back pocket. I placed myself in a café, right under the rays of sun that shivered with the abating wind. I wasted time looking at the girls that passed around; walking their dogs, chattering, some even held hands, walking down the pavements of the boulevard – so wide that you could land a small jet. Then I remembered to read the single page newspaper I had. I checked the “Weekly News from Mars” a couple of lines was scratched above a giant photograph of a glove that covered two thirds of the whole page. It read something like this:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:verdana;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;“Dear citizens,&lt;br /&gt;You probably have noticed the gloves dropped on bike lanes and pavements. It is NOT because people are so clumsy, but this incident solely serves one purpose. To punish bad people! If you are one of them, beware.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:verdana;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I laughed and laughed. Of course I had noticed the gloves; they were everywhere for quite some time, especially those on bike lanes. People were dropping it, just one. However it never occurred to me why I’d begun seeing less and less people every other day. Was it because they were ashamed to go out?&lt;br /&gt;What happened next? I couldn’t pay the bill at the café. My left hand disappeared, leaving a soft oval ending to my wrist. I left running.&lt;br /&gt;I lost my job as a model-ship builder. Had no other skills; kicked out of my house after two months… Every relative was dead, and friends were supremely convinced that I possessed something evil to attract such tragedy. Now begging full time, I get the same answer every time I ask for some change; the same I answer I gave that man a couple of years ago from now: “I need my coins, but perhaps I could give you a hug?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="text-align: justify;font-family:verdana;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span lang="EN-GB"&gt;I smile and walk away, knowing that they won’t be around for a while.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-5344521630944321312?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5344521630944321312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/5344521630944321312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/mystery-of-left-hands.html' title='mystery of the left hands'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-628159142680148870</id><published>2008-03-14T15:14:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-14T15:18:09.255+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute stories'/><title type='text'>the cocktail</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;It took me half a bottle of scotch to realize that at this cocktail - where I was surrounded by people racing to laugh the loudest laughter- empty glasses were taken back to the kitchen by the help of friendly small pigs. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;They were first taken (impatiently, half-full almost each time) on a plate by waiters in wrinkled tuxedos and they were put on what looked like a table to me at first glance. I followed one to the end of the big ball-room decorated with exquisite crystal chandeliers and covered in gloomy green wallpaper, completely. Band played swing, and there was too much of a distraction for me to get noticed sneaking in.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;The pigs were dragged into the kitchen and there stood big wheels that giant hamsters (almost as big as mid-sized ponies) spun unconsciously; all trying to get a bite from a heap of lettuce leaves placed right in front of’em. They were turning the wheels clockwise in order to make a cycle of buckets attached to them rotate the opposite way. The buckets gathered clean soapy water from a small wooden pool, and as they turned upside down, water was no longer able to resist gravity, and was filling the adjacent pool which was placed right beside the same wheel. Dishwashers stood there, their job made easier by the help of these poor fellows; they were dipping glasses in the pool and putting them aside on a metal plate that blew water vapour from numerous holes. At every turn, waiters collected the dried glasses and placed them back on the pigs; and slapped them back in to the dance floor. I watched this shocking (but equally fascinating) incident, until one of the waiters came and asked if I was doing OK.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;You could easily see how dirty those glasses were, so I especially demanded that they refill the same glass I’ve used, and I marked it with my wife’s lipstick, just to make sure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;No one, of course, had the slightest clue of what’d been going on back in there; I didn’t even tell my wife, let alone my friends. I was afraid that they wouldn’t believe me, but I mainly wanted to keep the excitement of knowing something that nobody else did. They did a good job keeping this situation undercover, a straight piece of wood was strapped to their bellies and long black table clothes were fixed on top, so they really looked like wheeled tables. But they couldn’t fool these eyes. I knew they were pigs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-628159142680148870?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/628159142680148870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/628159142680148870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/cocktail.html' title='the cocktail'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-6004945582324871144</id><published>2008-03-13T12:36:00.010+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-13T12:48:21.399+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute stories'/><title type='text'>today</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Today, I’ve eaten my father-in-law. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I could’ve settled with just killing him; but not only have I fiercely chewed his old, saggy flesh in the living room, I’ve also gone through his bones like butter and only left his guts and heart sitting on the armchair in front of the fireplace. Unplanned massacres often come with a soothing irresponsibility. You do not care in the least to clean the remains.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Since the day I married my wife, there have been four major nightmares that busied my mind and left me absolutely no desire to breathe in this big house that we’ve been living in with her family.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I feared my wife immensely (that’s one), her parents (three), and her cousin; who was the buffest lad alive, strolling in the house, unemployed, living off his rich auntie’s possessions and bullying the shit out of me every time he had the energy to bother. Her dad, who was brought up in the streets (and seemingly so proud of it), dedicated the rest of his life to mention “what a useless piece of scum” I am, at least ten times while we sat having dinner, every night for five years. My wife was quite harmless, and I’d still like to believe that she once loved me, but sexual frustration that arrived like a wedding gift on our first night (and every other night until then) made her cranky to the bone. After a year and a half, we made subtle noises and nodded slightly when we saw each other, and nothing more; however I always feared the idea of having to talk to her again. As a result, I was constantly running away from everyone.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;There were other people in the house, a servant couple. The lady prepared the food and other brought it to the table and cleaned after us. They didn’t speak our language, and I didn’t bother to teach them, since they were not &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;my&lt;/span&gt; servants. Yet we got along pretty well with the guy; we often went out to hunt hares, although I have to say that I was mostly responsible for collecting the dead animals, since I didn’t know how to shoot and he was exceptionally good at that. The only joyful moments I’ve had in past five years were these; until today.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If there was something even worse than her father and cousin, something possibly more hideous than anything in the entire world; it was her mother, that evil bitch. And it literally made me cry every time I had to come back home to her. She never held herself back from saying the most horrid things to me or my parents (on how badly they must’ve raised me), but she actually had her prime-time when she found out that I was having an affair (different one, every spring) and told it to my wife, without wasting a second. My wife asked for a divorce but her father strongly opposed to the idea, with such fear of the gossip that it would set off, and dark clouds it would bring over the family business. I was offered huge sums of money not to fuck around again, and I happily accepted.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Her mother sat all day by the window since the day she was born, three of her limbs paralyzed; sipped a cup of milk and looked at leafs on lemon trees that shivered in the constant breeze of the countryside. She secretly dreamt of stepping on that beautiful short grass of the massive backyard and actually being able to feel it. She never got out. Nobody ever got out (but me and the male servant). They were greatly afraid of making her even crankier, and a silent agreement was made after my wife’s birth. They all lived between four walls, obeying the unspoken desires of this selfish bitch. My dad commented on this awkward situation (after his first - and last - visit to this house), by whispering in my ear on the doorstep: “Leave anything in the same place for just enough time; sooner or later, it shall stink.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Though I hated my mother-in-law the most, it was her husband whom I’ve killed after he gave me the same look he usually gave before he made a comment on how awful I look or how big of a burden I am to their family. I must’ve blacked out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Next thing I remember was the sour taste of his warm blood as my teeth  penetrated the fragile fur around his neck. He couldn’t make a sound, and his only effort of defending himself was by putting his left paw on my face; however, his muscles loosened as he lost blood. Bastard couldn’t get one claw out. Burning with hatred and a strong lust for vengeance for all the humiliation I’ve endured through years, I took my time to eat (and even digest) him, piece by piece, by the fireplace; while others were upstairs, lost in their own unexcited worlds. I left a goodbye note; I took a crap on the sofa and covered it with the remains, therefore proudly confessing the crime I’ve committed. I left, as fast as an unleashed dog, and dived right into the lemon gardens. Whilst I walked hastily, I swore to settle down with a nice lady of my type if I were to ever get married again.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;And I should’ve known better, when my mum said “it’s never a good idea for a dog to marry a cat.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-6004945582324871144?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/6004945582324871144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/6004945582324871144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/today.html' title='today'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-1542162302122256196</id><published>2008-03-12T18:56:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T11:02:32.190+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute stories'/><title type='text'>snow</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;I can’t really tell how much I have been sitting on this chair, but hell, for a long time, I think… It came with the snow. One day it started snowing, mildly – like confetti poured over a crowd in a charity concert; and I was sitting on this very chair, changing my socks, getting ready to go out and see the game with a couple of mates. It started snowing already in the afternoon -but believe me- it went ballistic as time passed. The city was buried knee-deep in snow by the time night fell, and I thought of leaving the car in the garage, take the bus, because I might’ve drunk a bit while I was watching the game and I really didn’t want to drive on thin ice when I was pissed y’know. I was to take the bus earlier and settle down in a pub while I’d be waiting for my friends to come ‘n kick-start the night.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;And I am still here, after three years five months and twenty four days. I know I said I didn’t know, but when you’ve got nothing to do, time kinda stands still y’know. Oh boy, we never get hungry. Fact. Or never need to take a shit for instance. Hell, we all crave for a juicy burger though, y’know what I mean? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Come here, c’mere, do you see that brat with a snowball in his hand? He’s the same. We all are the same. We don’t age. Collective body of humanity in this region has stopped functioning with this tragedy. That day, when it snowed so frigging much, every living thing was frozen where they were. Cats took a nap in front of mice; dogs behind’em. The doorman is in between the third and fourth floor, holding a mop, for as long as I’m motionless.  We can still talk and yell and everything, but we just can’t move y’know. These neighbours I have are the only family I own now. We talk of all kinds of shit. Philosophy, politics, football… But not religion; not yet at least, it still manages to offend. Oh boy, doom has arrived. We all thought world would end in a day, didn’t we? But ain’t the term day, something humankind made up anyway? It will end in a decade, that’s what we’d like to hope. Fingers crossed, brother. You think you and other wise-asses from the press will keep coming here to shoot documentaries…conduct interviews? I’m not saying you won’t want to. But you’ll stare at the steering wheel as peaceful as Hindu cows. Your limbs will weaken. People -as exactly you do now- will interview &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;you&lt;/span&gt;…in &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;your&lt;/span&gt; car.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Oh and let me tell you a funny thing, the guy upstairs has been showering since. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;Can you turn the TV on for me please?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-1542162302122256196?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/1542162302122256196'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/1542162302122256196'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/snow.html' title='snow'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2515451821198402863.post-8517224543086476849</id><published>2008-03-11T02:42:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2008-03-12T14:05:34.390+01:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='one minute stories'/><title type='text'>the line</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;The night was falling hard on the city. On the way to the library (to satisfy his literary needs and a certain craving for routines), although he was amongst a bunch of people who were retreating to their houses in such tiredness, out of reason, he started talking aloud.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;“Now it’s almost 6 o’clock in the afternoon, we are the happy citizens of this kingdom in an extremely bright, cloudless winter day. The wide pavement under us, the widest pavement ever put together by humankind, it changed five colours in five minutes; and just before the whole city gets sucked in darkness -- as if you’d drop a filming video camera to the quicksand –it will turn pale. For a full fifteen seconds, with the last heroic effort of sunlight, every single stone that forms this pavement will turn white. We’re walking on one giant tooth that had been brushed with carbonate for centuries! It’s as if it snowed heavily for a quarter minute! It’s as white as a dove’s wing my friend! The best moments of my day; between sunset and moonrise… I wish you could see it as well.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: left"&gt;&lt;div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;And when they came to the end of it, just before he continued to the library, he changed his path. He grabbed this man’s other arm, the one that’s not holding a walking stick, and helped this blind fellow cross the road in safety. When they were on the other side, he took the walking stick and drew a line on the dust between them. “And this,” he said, to the seemingly scared guy, “is the line between good and evil.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2515451821198402863-8517224543086476849?l=laughcalvin.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/8517224543086476849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2515451821198402863/posts/default/8517224543086476849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://laughcalvin.blogspot.com/2008/03/line.html' title='the line'/><author><name>artun</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
